Mark Attanasio - Terrorist Supporter

I found out today that Milwaukee Brewer owner Mark Attanasio contributed over 4,000 dollars to the Billary Clinton campaign fund. The same Billary Clinton that is a Cubs/Mets/Yankees supporter. I should have known this all along I was blinded by Brewer love to see the troubling signs that the team I have loved since birth is owned by a evil man. Here are five reasons I should have seen this coming.


1. Ben Sheets - This is simple, one of Attanasio's first signings was to lock up the "China Doll" to a long multi-million dollar deal just to have him essentially collect unemployment and workers comp on a yearly basis. Ben Sheets has to be a Democrat, do no work but still get paid, Sheets has been on the DL for an ear ache, and blisters for Christ sakes. There is more linking between Sheets and Attanasio that will make it more apparent that Ben Sheets is a lib. Left is a picture of Sheets what else being helped off the field because his Vagina was not comfortable.



2. Mike Cameron - Mike Cameron was the recent Brewer signee that I completely disagree with. He cannot play the first 25 games due to drug suspension, this signing also means that last year's Center fielder Bill Hall will move to 3rd base and last year's 3rd baseman and Rookie of the Year Ryan Braun will be shipped to left field. As for the lib part to all of this, the Brewers are supporting known drug users and changing the position of one of if the not best hitting young players in the league. Another reason the Brewers like Cameron is he will lay down like Sheets and collect Workman's Comp. The picture to the left is Cameron and Mets center fielder Carlos Beltran colliding in right center Beltran walked off the field on his own power, Cameron needed a stretcher (pussy).



3. Eric Gagne - I could make this short, first Gagne is another known drug user per the Mitchell report that named him receiving steroids as a member if the Dodgers, second he is Canadian and as we all know Canadians are liberals plain and simple. Every season his team is just littered with Canadian garbage this year the druggie Gagne, last year and perfect example of getting paid for nothing Corey Koskie. To top it off the team sign Gabe Kapler (who managed last year) he was born and raised in Hollywood, CA the lib capital of the US.



4. Ned Yost - Attanasio gave support at the end of last year to Ned Yost. Who else would support a manager like Yost besides a Billary supporter. Yost managed us out of 9 wins last year. Those can be seen here, he single handily lost us the NL Central and Attanasio kept him around. I know the reason for the Yost love from Attanasio Yost never got mad at anyone and was too PC about everything (see Geoff Jenkins), Yost really does not want to win (Democrats) and Yost never does anything wrong (have you ever seen a Yost press conference). All three are a true Democrat traits. I also found this picture of Yost, what a gay shot.





5. Milwaukee Admirals - Attanasio is part of an ownership group of the Milwaukee Minor League Hockey team. His two other co-owners are Assistant GM Gord Ash, and Brewer Pitcher Ben Sheets. As I stated earlier my reasons for Sheets to be a liberal and you may ask the deal with Gord Ash...He is Canadian enough said. I am sure in the coming years he will want to raise taxes to support a new hockey arena. Hockey also sucks!!!



The Brewers shattered the sellout mark this past season, and to show for it the Brewers brought in a Riske middle reliever (David Riske), and Mike Cameron to play center. They also traded a lazy catcher (which was surprised) to the Mets for a crappy arm in the bullpen. That money could have been used to lock-up JJ Hardy (arbitration eligible next year), Rickie Weeks. Or take your head out your ass and just lock in Fielder, Braun and Gallardo for ever.