Just Some Observations

Eric Gordon = The Shark from Strange Wilderness

If you were not watching tonight's game you have no clue.

Also if you are the fat kid (#2 Indiana) go with the double digit uniform number it is a little slimming.

Erin Andrews is naughty hot.

Mark Attanasio - Terrorist Supporter

I found out today that Milwaukee Brewer owner Mark Attanasio contributed over 4,000 dollars to the Billary Clinton campaign fund. The same Billary Clinton that is a Cubs/Mets/Yankees supporter. I should have known this all along I was blinded by Brewer love to see the troubling signs that the team I have loved since birth is owned by a evil man. Here are five reasons I should have seen this coming.


1. Ben Sheets - This is simple, one of Attanasio's first signings was to lock up the "China Doll" to a long multi-million dollar deal just to have him essentially collect unemployment and workers comp on a yearly basis. Ben Sheets has to be a Democrat, do no work but still get paid, Sheets has been on the DL for an ear ache, and blisters for Christ sakes. There is more linking between Sheets and Attanasio that will make it more apparent that Ben Sheets is a lib. Left is a picture of Sheets what else being helped off the field because his Vagina was not comfortable.



2. Mike Cameron - Mike Cameron was the recent Brewer signee that I completely disagree with. He cannot play the first 25 games due to drug suspension, this signing also means that last year's Center fielder Bill Hall will move to 3rd base and last year's 3rd baseman and Rookie of the Year Ryan Braun will be shipped to left field. As for the lib part to all of this, the Brewers are supporting known drug users and changing the position of one of if the not best hitting young players in the league. Another reason the Brewers like Cameron is he will lay down like Sheets and collect Workman's Comp. The picture to the left is Cameron and Mets center fielder Carlos Beltran colliding in right center Beltran walked off the field on his own power, Cameron needed a stretcher (pussy).



3. Eric Gagne - I could make this short, first Gagne is another known drug user per the Mitchell report that named him receiving steroids as a member if the Dodgers, second he is Canadian and as we all know Canadians are liberals plain and simple. Every season his team is just littered with Canadian garbage this year the druggie Gagne, last year and perfect example of getting paid for nothing Corey Koskie. To top it off the team sign Gabe Kapler (who managed last year) he was born and raised in Hollywood, CA the lib capital of the US.



4. Ned Yost - Attanasio gave support at the end of last year to Ned Yost. Who else would support a manager like Yost besides a Billary supporter. Yost managed us out of 9 wins last year. Those can be seen here, he single handily lost us the NL Central and Attanasio kept him around. I know the reason for the Yost love from Attanasio Yost never got mad at anyone and was too PC about everything (see Geoff Jenkins), Yost really does not want to win (Democrats) and Yost never does anything wrong (have you ever seen a Yost press conference). All three are a true Democrat traits. I also found this picture of Yost, what a gay shot.





5. Milwaukee Admirals - Attanasio is part of an ownership group of the Milwaukee Minor League Hockey team. His two other co-owners are Assistant GM Gord Ash, and Brewer Pitcher Ben Sheets. As I stated earlier my reasons for Sheets to be a liberal and you may ask the deal with Gord Ash...He is Canadian enough said. I am sure in the coming years he will want to raise taxes to support a new hockey arena. Hockey also sucks!!!



The Brewers shattered the sellout mark this past season, and to show for it the Brewers brought in a Riske middle reliever (David Riske), and Mike Cameron to play center. They also traded a lazy catcher (which was surprised) to the Mets for a crappy arm in the bullpen. That money could have been used to lock-up JJ Hardy (arbitration eligible next year), Rickie Weeks. Or take your head out your ass and just lock in Fielder, Braun and Gallardo for ever.

There Will Be More Like This

I know it will never get on THERE site, but this needs TOO be shown on how really retarded this person is. As we all know chasin does not really like drinking, and when you mix that with driving that really sets them off. So when I read this in THEY'RE comment line showing support for Ted Kennedy's endorsement of Obama, I could not hold back anymore.

"I don't really have a opinion one way or another about Ted Kennedy, but there
is more good than evil there."

Chappaquiddick

THANK YOU AND GOOD NIGHT HYPOCRITE

I Got Homophobed This Weekend

Not on a daily, but at least once every few years on looks alone I am asked by a lady if I am a Homo. Which I guess because I'm a good looking man, and from the sterotypes I hear of gay men always being good looking it is a compliment. I used the word Homo because that was the way the question was phrased to me and a friend of mine, who I know just does not have time to be gay with all the women that go through his revolving door.

It all started as a Freshman in college, I was all dapper in my silk shirt and Girbeau Jeans at some house party. Drinking some Milwaukee's Best / Busch Light listening to Onyx, H-Town, Wrex-In-Effect when some young co-ed (she was a 8 after 10 beers, 5.5/6 sober) walked through the crowd of students, interrupted a conversation with friends to fire off this question in front of everyone:

"Are you gay? Because you look like Pedro"

Now this was 1994 and Pedro, is Pedro the dude that died of AIDS on MTV's "The Real World." Getting just laughed at by my boys, random co-ed's around me, I dropped a "Well let's go back to my room and I will show you how gay I really am", and it worked. While being young and to put in baseball terms "still gaining game experience," this young lass would have been a good candidate for a old hair pulling and a "Who's your favorite New Kid?, call me Joey" type of night.

Now that "memories" has stopped playing, back to the session at hand. Now it does not bother me when I am asked this but this weekend it had a troubling effect on me. This lady (and that is still in question) who the two of us had never met got up from her table with a glass in hand, walked over directly to us and just dropped the question. The issue I have with this women asking me is that she was holding a glass that was near empty and no she did not or was proceeding to empty it, she was filling it. She was filling it with CHAW spit, she had a dip in, SHE WAS CHEWING TOBACCO.

Yes, this post has nothing to do with me looking like a gay man. What the fuck does a lady who was not dressed like a farmer, actually have some sort of blouse on, granted she was a 1 even on the drunk scale have a dip in for? If I had my quick goat thinking I could have asked if she had the strap-on tonight or is she taking it, and how the hell does a woman not only try the shit for one time but then continue to use it. That would be like me going to the Pig and getting a case of Virginia Slims, Play-tex Pearls, a six pack of Zima, and then grabbing a Cosmo while standing in line, and then have them throw all my groceries in my reusable sack, that was once used for my nuts.

I guess after being sick all week that was the last thing I needed to see, well second last but that is another story for another time, and by the way I saw a mommy bird feed her babies once. You know how they do that?? They actually vomit worms into their babies mouth, why don't humans do that??

Best Show On Cable

I want to be Joey Greco, for those who do not know Joey he is the serious, monotone talking, "host" of the show "Cheaters". He gets to bust husbands, wives, girlfriends, boyfriends in the act with the guilty party's significant other. The only thing I do not like about Joey is he lies every episode. He always makes the comment, as he shows the crying jilted lover the video of their other caught in the act "I hate to be the one showing you this." BULLSHIT you are the host of the show not only do you want them to see this you want them to go ape shit when they get to see their partner doing the "Hibbity-Dibbity." The other thing Joey says that I would bust him on is his little comments about where people are getting it on. I heard him say yesterday "How classy, making out in the parking lot" come on Joey you never hooked up in the parking lot of a mall??

Really though who the hell calls Greco? They always have a shot of the person explaining why they think the person is cheating. The typical response is "He gets calls from other women I don't know, he is never home, he smells of perfume when he gets home" What the fuck you need Doug Davis's brother to go stakeout on this guy? You want everyone to see you life of shit on TV and we all know you let this person back in the door a few days later. How could you go to work the day after it shows?? That is like that lady from town who was on Judge Joe Brown and aired all of her "life choices" for 500 bucks.

Down With The Sickness

Sorry for the lack of posts, I have been lied to by an evil doctor. Apparently when you get a flu shot all forms of the flu are not covered. I was told that after I complained to my Doctor when I went in the other day. When I can breath again I will think of something.

Don't Blow Your Wad

No I am not going there, and this is not some Internet ad.

OK I have heard this and even read this on some Internet sights, everyone thinks that we should just give Ryan Grant that 8 year 40 million dollar deal now. I think Grant is a good hard runner, minus last week not a fumbler, and seems to do OK in blitz pick-up. The most over-rated position in the NFL is running back. With the rare exception of people like Barry Sanders and to some extent Ladainian Tomlinson the league is full of 6'0" men that can run sub 4.6 40's. Green Bay runs a cut-back running scheme similar to that in Denver. Remember the names Terrell Davis, Olandis Gary, Mike Anderson, and Clinton Portis. Even this year Travis Henry and Selmon Young had good years.

Ryan Grant really never played in college, the Giants did not see his potential as well. Ryan Grant was not even on anyones radar when Morency, Jackson, and Wynn were the starters. What happened this year was this young (minus tackles) line started to gel, they open holes that you could get 4 yards through, I would slip a tackle and spin ahead for 8. There is a lot more in the near future we will need to lock up. Kampman, Jenkins and Tauscher are near the end of their contracts, and those are positions a little harder to fill.

Look this team is great the D-Line is deep, they are fast at Linebacker and our Corners make up for some mistakes at Safety. On the other side you have a 38 year old looking like 28, a line that is a bank vault and a receiving core that top to bottom would be compared to only the Pats. The last thing we need is to talk contract status with someone that will touch the ball 35 times Sunday.

Who Won The Immunity Challenge?

I went to a event at the High School the other day and I saw on posted on the wall in numerous locations a small sign that read "Gay-Straight Alliance" meeting signs posted . Before it is immediate and you send your "HOMOPHOBE" messages, my real question is there a large game of "Big Brother" going on at the High School? If I went today would there be a "Minority-Motorhead Alliance" meeting, and are they trying to really get the Chess Club into their Alliance as well. I sure hope that it is not a physical immunity challenge otherwise the smokers are fucked.



Is this necessary?? Look I have no issues with anyone being gay, straight, or works at Game Spot (they are neither). Kids have to learn that no matter what they choose to do, how they look, color of their skin there are always going to be douche bags that put them down. Look if you are gay, you are gay. If you are bi-sexual, female, and hot well I guess that puts you above everyone else and I will join your alliance. Being left-handed I had to endure years of sitting in chairs at school that had that nice hand rest for right handed kids, and I had to essentially hold my left elbow up with my right hand everyday, there were like one million right handed kid scissors in the scissor bucket and maybe one rusted scissors that I guess you can call left-handed even though it could not cut through onion skin. I never thought of setting up the left-right handed alliance, fuck those ambidextrous kids.



Don't take this the wrong way I don't want to shut this alliance down, if it helps people great. I just wanted to make sure I was not missing some huge game of Survivor, if there is vote out the "Band Geeks" they suck.

Let's See If I Remember How To Do This

It must be the winter months, the fact the global warming is a farce and your nuts freeze just getting into your car. The fact that the only thing on TV is Badger Basketball twice a week, and in relation to the farce of global warming my wife wants nothing to do with me (I was in the pool). So I guess if Jeff can do it, Walton is back doing it, and Observer dude and Grumps are still doing it, hell Gina who writes articles daily is doing it (Gina, do you run through keyboards like I run through 30 packs??).

I more than likely will tone it down a little, kind of like Jordan's third return. No more in your face slams, just some tired worn out 15 footers. Some things will still remain the same:

- I do not like people telling me what to do (Liberals)
- I do not like people stealing my money (Liberals)
- I do not like it when people cry (Liberals)
- I do not like Ned Yost (Probably a Liberal)

Some have changed:

- I like Ted Thompson (I apologize for comments I made earlier)
- I like Mike McCarthy (see above)

The only new rule to the site is you have to name the band from these lyrics to post:

"And in the end on dreams we will depend 'Cause that's what love is made of " followed then by a kick ass CASIO Synthesizer.