Round Two

I'm Not Really Into Writing

2008-05-08T08:21:00.002-05:00

D.A.R.E. Is Retarded

2008-04-15T22:06:00.002-05:00

D.A.R.E. decided to set up shop in the Piggly Wiggly the other day. Honestly I have no clue what DARE means but I am sure it has to do with some cult. I remember the old "DARE to keep kids off drugs" as long as that drug is not tobacco.

If you want me to take you seriously smoking in the "Cart Area" of the Piggly Wiggly is not a good place to start. This hag decided that lighting up a cancer stick not outside but in the freakin store itself is a good idea. Then says to my son who could not see because of the Virginia Slim smoke "Do you want a coloring book?"

I thought about saying "Why all the pages are brown and smell like whore" but just let it go. After the two of us finally got into the store itself and were able to stand (you know get low and go) my son asked if the fire alarm was going to go off.

Nice job DARE way to pick them, I wonder if they actually test them for drugs.

It's Been A While

2008-03-26T13:02:00.002-05:00

Oh how many times I used that line in college. If there was any bitching just throw a "I got mine" out there and the night is through.

Well let's see what has been going on these past couple of weeks.

Brew Crew - JJ Hardy has been sick and lost 10 lbs. That now puts J.J. below Karen Carpenter's final weight. They put Hardy's weight at 190, that may be the first time someone lied about their weight the wrong way in baseball. I look like JJ (only hotter) and I am 5' 11" 185lbs. and depending on dinner the prior night will wear 34 or 32 pants, JJ is 6'2" and wears probably a 26 waist, there has to be a type-o and someone switched the 9 and 0 around. Other news it appears Yost may have gotten it right. He has dropped Vargas and has a rotation that involves Villanueva and Parra, I'm calling a 15 win season for Villanueva.

Politics - Who the fuck cares at this point. This Democrat race may be equivalent to a 3rd grade class, everyday "someone" from one camp says "[Insert Name] is a big bad person" and immediately someone from the other camp is calling for a resignation (timeout) and an apology to all the big people around the world. It's funny the Democrats who preach equality throw the racist or sexist card at you for the person you do not support. If they want a lock-of-the-week-winner go with this guy...well whatever

Badgers - There used to be a special place in my heart for Andy Kilbride, now that is gone and Joe Krabbenhoft is easily the greatest Badger that has ever lived. Sure Michael Finley has played forever in the pros, Devin Harris is a budding star, and Danny Jones owned the paint for Rockford of the ABA. The only thing bad to say about Joe is he shoots for shit out of High School he was recruited by Duke, UNC, Kansas. Rivals.com (recruiting website) say this about him "Joe's natural shooting ability puts him ahead of anyone coming into the Big Ten". People around the country hate Brian Butch and Krabbenhoft as much as we hated Brian Cardinal. I hated Maten Cleeves because he sucked.

That is all I have I will get more out when time is prevalent.

Mark Pocan Sucks

2008-03-11T12:42:00.002-05:00

For everyone that says "Oh that Mark Pocan he is such a good guy and he cares"

BULLSHIT

Pocan decided he would lick the asses of a few environmentalists the other day by trying to pass some bullshit about no plastic bags allowed in stores any more. He goes on about dependence of foreign oil, polluting the land fills, Polar Bears drowning, Baby Seal Bashing.

Well, well, well Mr. Hypocrite seems that the only places that can use dreaded LDPE (low density Polyethylene)(the shit used in bags) is Pocan himself. See Mr. Pocan owns a sign shop in Madison, not a large shop but I am sure it pays the bills, and canvas shopping bags. To top it off he is not using PE he is using PVC for his vinyl banners, lettering, through his solvent ink ink-jet machines. PVC is used a lot in the business for signs and banners because it is inexpensive and strong, but it is extremely harsh to recycle, made primarily in Asia, and of all the regular poly uses the most harsh chemicals to make.

For one 3' x 10' banner he produces, is the equivalent to the same amount of resin in over 500 bags from the Pig. How does the old saying go "Do as I say not as I do." If I am an expert at something, it is the large/grand format printing market, and there is so many things that you can now do to print more "Green". I'm 33 and have sold in this market for 10 years, the "Green" movement is the biggest push I have ever seen the printing industry make. There is not one thing on his site that talks about printing cleaner for the environment. While I will not say what I do I make good money off the people that want to print this way, and for those who say "You should let him know"

Fuck him, they way that dude talks he should have led the charge.

HYPOCRITE

Felix Pie Is Injured

2008-03-11T12:26:00.003-05:00

This may be the only time I ever concern myself with a light hitting Chicago Cub outfielder. As I was surfing some baseball news I came across this.

"Pie is suffering from what's called testicular torsion, or, in layman's terms, a twisted testicle. It happened early in camp, but Pie had the problem reduced manually, sources said, and was able to continue playing. He was scheduled to have the corrective surgery on the Cubs off-day next Monday, but when Pie reported to camp with soreness Monday, the Cubs decided to get the procedure done today. "

Now after reading that I would think it is season ending but apparently it is 3 to 5 days. The part of having the problem reduced manually is that done by a trainer, a significant other, or himself. If done by himself that would put him right there with the dude who sawed his arm off with a butter knife after he got it smashed rock climbing.

The Cubs have said that they do not know how this happened, right and Kerry Wood has just minor shoulder irritation. I would probably be able to tell you in great detail if this had ever happened to me. Your nut decides to face the other way and you don't know how it got that way. I would have been under the assumption that if your nut got turned it would like a phone cord just hurt like a mother fucker and flip back the other way.

Well at least we know what injury Ben Sheets cannot suffer from this year.

Holy Shit Would You Look At That

2008-03-07T08:50:00.002-06:00

The sun actually came up today, and I thought by the way people are reacting that yesterday (and the few days prior) that the world was coming to an end.

Brett's retired, does it suck? Yeah but Christ, I understand it is a slow time in sports but even today it was on all the stations. I probably am one of the largest fans out there, I actually had to miss a game this year (San Diego) because I was on a flight to Vegas, that was the first game I did not see in 19 years. I married a girl who's family has season tickets, thus the theory for me getting married. I even broke one of my child's toys this year during the first 10 minutes of the Seattle game, because it was at the wrong place at the wrong time.

It's OK everyone we will still be very competitive this year. It is not as if Anthony Dillweg, Mike Tomczak, Randy WRONG, or "The Majik Man" is taking over. I do wish we still had Lynn Dickey though because I could say.

"You can beat my PACK, but you cannot lick my Dickey"

Be Doug Melvin

2008-03-05T07:57:00.002-06:00

Here is a game and really there is no right answer, nor is it this simple. You have 20 points to use, spend it on the following young talent on the Brewer 40 man roster their value is the corrosponding number.

10 - Prince Fielder

9 - Ryan Braun

8 - Ben Sheets (he is getting paid after this season)

7 - Yovanni Gallardo

6 - JJ Hardy

5 - Corey Hart

4 - Rickie Weeks

3 - Carlos Villanueva

2 - Manny Parra

1 - Chris Capuano

Keep in mind you have Bill Hall locked up for 6 years, and yes there is still a few on the Suppan contract. For those Brewer geeks remember we have some middle infield talent at AAA with Escobar and it does appear last years first round pick LF Matt LaPorta is the real deal.

I think I go this way

10 - Prince Fielder, it is not going to be a regular occurrence for people to hit 50 bombs with the steroid crackdown. Prince not only young has the potential to be a HOF player, and puts asses in the seats.

5 - Corey Hart, I am calling it now he is no less then a 30/30 guy I would be more inclined to say a 31HR/35SB type of player. He is under the radar that is the reason for the value here. Last year he hit .295/24HR/23SB and that is after sitting most of the first month due to Ned Yost's inability to coach. Corey Hart is now my favorite Brewer sorry Cappy.

3 - Carlos Villanueva, I am throwing this out there Villanueva could be this teams #2 starter next year. If he is not in the rotation this year Yost should be shot. He is another under the radar guy that will be very valuable to this team this year.

2 - Manny Parra, if healthy he has some movement similar to Kevin Brown. Parra last year threw a perfect game in AAA. For the longest time (until Gallardo) was the top pitching prospect of the Brewers. He has finally shown those flashes last season and had a good outing yesterday by throwing three scoreless innings. I would rather keep Villanueva/Parra then just Gallardo. Parry should make the club and in my opinion the rotation should be Vagina Man, Gallardo, Suppan, Villanueva, and Parra. That leaves Cappy, Bush, Vargas, Zach Jackson as bullpen, AAA, or trade bait.

Obviously you cannot keep everyone, especially if they all play to the caliber they are capable of. LaPorta will make Braun expendable, Weeks and Hardy have capable replacements, Gallardo will be around a while (arbitration in 4 years), and that sex change operation Sheet's is having will never make him the same pitcher.

Brewers Bullpen Sucks

2008-03-04T08:16:00.002-06:00

This is going to screw us in the long run. With Gagne and Turnbow being your 8th and 9th inning guys you have to just assume there will be at least one run scored in every game you use them. Gagne who hold the record for most consecutive saves may set the record for most consecutive blown saves this season.

A change up is the best pitch in baseball and when Gagne was good he had a fastball around 97 and a change around 82 essentially unhittable, now a fast ball at 93 and a change at 82 means you are better off throwing a JUGS machine out there.

Turnbow just is a head case, if you ever want to rattle a relief pitcher call him a gas can. Essentially you are saying that you are putting gas on the fire. So when Turnbow comes out of the bullpen to Metallica's "Fuel" he basically has it down. When he can throw that 83 MPH curve for a strike the guy is the best pitcher I have ever seen. Once hitters learned he cannot throw it for a strike, they laid off and waited for 98 MPH straight heat and blasted it.

Actually, I really think that by May 31st Seth McClung could be the closer and David Riske (Free Agent signee) will be the 8th inning guy. Solomn Torres and Brian Shouse look old, and Guillermo Mota just sucks.

Well here is to Sheets, Gallardo and the rest of the starting putting in 7 good innings a night and an offense putting up 8 runs a game.

Issues

2008-02-29T13:14:00.001-06:00

My family and I are currently dealing with some close family related issues thus the reason for no posts. I should be back next week

I Did Not Make This Up

2008-02-19T11:18:00.002-06:00

I could not even write a better joke. Last week I was watching "Wheel of Fortune." Not that I am an avid fan but it was on after Leigh Mills. There was your typical lib on the show, his smart looking glasses, he was from somewhere near San Francisco but what made me know he was a lib is that he got a puzzle correct with like 6 letters on it. The answer was some bullshit like:

SPRING ROLLS ON FRESH GREENS

I have no clue what Spring Rolls are but it sounds something like a douchbag Vegan would eat. If that was not enough the next puzzle made it perfectly clear, the dude guessed an M after he had the following puzzle

_ARD _OR_ AND DED_CATION

Are you freakin kidding me.

Oh Yeah for the libs the answer was

HARD WORK AND DEDICATION

This Was On Yahoo...

2008-02-12T14:04:00.001-06:00

In a discussion forum about "spicing" up your relationship

"My girl and I like to pretend that we are having a threesome. The third
party in the threesome is a pillow. The pillow definitely knows what it is
doing."

Holy Shit are you serious!! It ended there but I am assuming that their night ends by him pulling out and blasting the pillowcase and making "His Girl" sleep on it.

I will help all of you fish out this Valentine's Day, here is a list of ideas of putting the spark back in your marriage/relationship.

1. Look Up Sexual Slang Terms - I will help you with a few "Rusty Trombone", "The Houdini", "The Copperfield", "Snowball", "The Rodeo", "Donkey Punch". Guys after reading the meaning of the "Rusty Trombone" your signifigant other will not only be in the mood she will probably want to try it.

2. BJ's - Valentine's Day is considered a dual holiday so I will not be this lucky, yeah like the majority of you I receive something once a year on MY Birthday and that is not until August. So for the unmarried lads (or your Birthday is Thursday) out there a couple words of advice. First, don't tell her when your close let her figure it out for herself they like that, it is some sort of game to them. Second, and espically if covers are involved just drop massive bombs and do this before they even go under the covers, let it fester like a Dutch Oven. Third, and most important take them when you can get them because, "I actually like doing that" is a complete lie, it is the most terrible lie ever, it is that or taste buds change after marriage.

3. Porn - Ladies secretly love porn, so the best advice I can give is not suggest it just order it up when she is brushing her teeth (after your suprise BJ). She will be so happy when she gets back to bed, also ask her "if she can bend like that", and "why don't your fun-bags point out like those". That is not insulting it is her answering questions like a teacher, ladies love being smart. Another bit of advice is don't tell her you want to try some of the things you see on TV just do it until she says "no", punches you, or you hear her hip crack. If all else fails, hell you are out 20 bucks, worth a shot.

4. Drinking and Threesomes - I have never tested this theory if I had you all would have known I found the "Golden Chalise." Here's the deal every woman is 4 drinks from a lesbian expierence. Hell I bet most of us don't even know what our wives and girlfriends did in College. Go to a bar, find a single girl (easy to spot they have no man on Valentine's) start talking about nothing, order them a few drinks, and just drop it on both of them, DO NOT tell your signifigant other you are doing this before going to the bar, all you will hear is "I would never do that" (bullshit you have facts). The conversation will go like this.

Bar Slut - Thanks for all the drinks, I just came down for a quick bite to eat (BULLSHIT)

Wife - No problem, sorry to hear about your boyfriend's parachute not opening last month

YOU - Yeah, did he skydive often??

Bar Slut - It was only his...(starts to weep)

YOU - Hey let's go back to our place and all of us get naked!!

BOOM you are in

Now if for what ever reason these great ideas fail you this Thursday, you can always go with "Plan B" that is the "Stranger" just sit on your hand for 10 minuteslet it go numb, and you know the rest. Ladies I will take any suggestions you may have.

-This site is not responsible for any brusies, broken bones, broken marriages, blue balls, murders, caused if you try any of the above suggestions. Results may vary please check with you physican before attempting any of the ideas stated above.

Nothing Fucking Better

2008-02-12T07:58:00.000-06:00

3, 6, 9, 12'er

2008-02-11T15:01:00.000-06:00

For me I think it would have to be Whiskey Dick.

And for someone to say that Hillary is Pimpin' her out, if that is her idea of good business I do not want her in charge. She did have morning breakfest with some super delagate at Marquette, dude just bail at 4:30 and make the "walk of shame" don't do the breakfest.

Pam Oliver Breaking All Sterotypes

2008-02-06T22:54:00.000-06:00

Erin Andrews, Melissa Stark, Jill Arrington, Charissa Thompson all females that when the cameras are on them it is not so much about what changes a particular team will make in the second half, it is more about me yelling at the TV "take off your shirt."

I consider Pam Oliver fairly attractive so during the Super Bowl I was confused when I heard her say "blah, blah, blah need to be better in the GREEN Zone"

Green Zone?? What the fuck was the Super Bowl being played in Baghdad?? Come on Pam 50 Zillion people were watching and you drop a Green Zone? I am serious when I though about the football lingo I am aware of, I thought was the "Green Zone" between the 40's? but after clearing my head I figured she fucked that up. While at the party I was at it was a 4-1 vote that we found Pam Oliver do-able (female in the room only dissenter) breaking down barriers of hot dumb sports contributors is not Pam, eventhough she was better than the clowns on the Big 10 network doing the Badger game tonight.

Informer...The Only Word To Describe The Day

2008-02-06T22:11:00.000-06:00

You know say daddy me snow me-a (gonna) blameA licky boom-boom down'Tective man he say, say Daddy Me Snow me stab someone down the laneA licky boom-boom down

Laura Mercurio Not Even A Pretty Face

2008-02-06T08:42:00.000-06:00

While watching the 47 news last night "Weather Lady" Laurie Mercurio kept insisting through out the news cast that she thought between 5-7 inches of snow. Problem as I see it is not only was Laurie wrong (horribly) but she is not hot, I can take any sort of bull crap information even if it is not correct from some hot news lady. Laurie went down like Geoff Jenkins, strike 1 (she thought she 5-7 inches tops), strike 2 (she is not hot), strike 3 (she kept insisting over and over the 5-7 inches).

If someone like let's say Leigh Mills was to tell me that there would be no snow and to wear shorts I would be OK with that. See Leigh Mills is hottest news girl in town hands down, not only that she may have the best set of hidden "fun bags" I have ever seen, and by hidden that means she does not flaunt them but they are there yes they are there. Now that you all will check them out next time you see her on the air, you are welcome.

Speaking of local news people I thought that pompus bitch Christine Bellport was leaving. Man I hate her, I must make sure before going to bed that my TV is on any station than 15 because if I wake up to see her as the first thing in the morning I will be one TV short after I fire a remote through it. Actually she is married how is her husband not spending 15 in the clink for repeating punching her.

Just Some Observations

2008-01-31T21:30:00.001-06:00

Eric Gordon = The Shark from Strange Wilderness

If you were not watching tonight's game you have no clue.

Also if you are the fat kid (#2 Indiana) go with the double digit uniform number it is a little slimming.

Erin Andrews is naughty hot.

Mark Attanasio - Terrorist Supporter

2008-01-29T14:59:00.000-06:00

I found out today that Milwaukee Brewer owner Mark Attanasio contributed over 4,000 dollars to the Billary Clinton campaign fund. The same Billary Clinton that is a Cubs/Mets/Yankees supporter. I should have known this all along I was blinded by Brewer love to see the troubling signs that the team I have loved since birth is owned by a evil man. Here are five reasons I should have seen this coming.

1. Ben Sheets - This is simple, one of Attanasio's first signings was to lock up the "China Doll" to a long multi-million dollar deal just to have him essentially collect unemployment and workers comp on a yearly basis. Ben Sheets has to be a Democrat, do no work but still get paid, Sheets has been on the DL for an ear ache, and blisters for Christ sakes. There is more linking between Sheets and Attanasio that will make it more apparent that Ben Sheets is a lib. Left is a picture of Sheets what else being helped off the field because his Vagina was not comfortable.

2. Mike Cameron - Mike Cameron was the recent Brewer signee that I completely disagree with. He cannot play the first 25 games due to drug suspension, this signing also means that last year's Center fielder Bill Hall will move to 3rd base and last year's 3rd baseman and Rookie of the Year Ryan Braun will be shipped to left field. As for the lib part to all of this, the Brewers are supporting known drug users and changing the position of one of if the not best hitting young players in the league. Another reason the Brewers like Cameron is he will lay down like Sheets and collect Workman's Comp. The picture to the left is Cameron and Mets center fielder Carlos Beltran colliding in right center Beltran walked off the field on his own power, Cameron needed a stretcher (pussy).

3. Eric Gagne - I could make this short, first Gagne is another known drug user per the Mitchell report that named him receiving steroids as a member if the Dodgers, second he is Canadian and as we all know Canadians are liberals plain and simple. Every season his team is just littered with Canadian garbage this year the druggie Gagne, last year and perfect example of getting paid for nothing Corey Koskie. To top it off the team sign Gabe Kapler (who managed last year) he was born and raised in Hollywood, CA the lib capital of the US.

4. Ned Yost - Attanasio gave support at the end of last year to Ned Yost. Who else would support a manager like Yost besides a Billary supporter. Yost managed us out of 9 wins last year. Those can be seen here, he single handily lost us the NL Central and Attanasio kept him around. I know the reason for the Yost love from Attanasio Yost never got mad at anyone and was too PC about everything (see Geoff Jenkins), Yost really does not want to win (Democrats) and Yost never does anything wrong (have you ever seen a Yost press conference). All three are a true Democrat traits. I also found this picture of Yost, what a gay shot.

5. Milwaukee Admirals - Attanasio is part of an ownership group of the Milwaukee Minor League Hockey team. His two other co-owners are Assistant GM Gord Ash, and Brewer Pitcher Ben Sheets. As I stated earlier my reasons for Sheets to be a liberal and you may ask the deal with Gord Ash...He is Canadian enough said. I am sure in the coming years he will want to raise taxes to support a new hockey arena. Hockey also sucks!!!

The Brewers shattered the sellout mark this past season, and to show for it the Brewers brought in a Riske middle reliever (David Riske), and Mike Cameron to play center. They also traded a lazy catcher (which was surprised) to the Mets for a crappy arm in the bullpen. That money could have been used to lock-up JJ Hardy (arbitration eligible next year), Rickie Weeks. Or take your head out your ass and just lock in Fielder, Braun and Gallardo for ever.

There Will Be More Like This

2008-01-29T10:22:00.000-06:00

I know it will never get on THERE site, but this needs TOO be shown on how really retarded this person is. As we all know chasin does not really like drinking, and when you mix that with driving that really sets them off. So when I read this in THEY'RE comment line showing support for Ted Kennedy's endorsement of Obama, I could not hold back anymore.

"I don't really have a opinion one way or another about Ted Kennedy, but there
is more good than evil there."

Chappaquiddick

THANK YOU AND GOOD NIGHT HYPOCRITE

I Got Homophobed This Weekend

2008-01-28T07:41:00.000-06:00

Not on a daily, but at least once every few years on looks alone I am asked by a lady if I am a Homo. Which I guess because I'm a good looking man, and from the sterotypes I hear of gay men always being good looking it is a compliment. I used the word Homo because that was the way the question was phrased to me and a friend of mine, who I know just does not have time to be gay with all the women that go through his revolving door.

It all started as a Freshman in college, I was all dapper in my silk shirt and Girbeau Jeans at some house party. Drinking some Milwaukee's Best / Busch Light listening to Onyx, H-Town, Wrex-In-Effect when some young co-ed (she was a 8 after 10 beers, 5.5/6 sober) walked through the crowd of students, interrupted a conversation with friends to fire off this question in front of everyone:

"Are you gay? Because you look like Pedro"

Now this was 1994 and Pedro, is Pedro the dude that died of AIDS on MTV's "The Real World." Getting just laughed at by my boys, random co-ed's around me, I dropped a "Well let's go back to my room and I will show you how gay I really am", and it worked. While being young and to put in baseball terms "still gaining game experience," this young lass would have been a good candidate for a old hair pulling and a "Who's your favorite New Kid?, call me Joey" type of night.

Now that "memories" has stopped playing, back to the session at hand. Now it does not bother me when I am asked this but this weekend it had a troubling effect on me. This lady (and that is still in question) who the two of us had never met got up from her table with a glass in hand, walked over directly to us and just dropped the question. The issue I have with this women asking me is that she was holding a glass that was near empty and no she did not or was proceeding to empty it, she was filling it. She was filling it with CHAW spit, she had a dip in, SHE WAS CHEWING TOBACCO.

Yes, this post has nothing to do with me looking like a gay man. What the fuck does a lady who was not dressed like a farmer, actually have some sort of blouse on, granted she was a 1 even on the drunk scale have a dip in for? If I had my quick goat thinking I could have asked if she had the strap-on tonight or is she taking it, and how the hell does a woman not only try the shit for one time but then continue to use it. That would be like me going to the Pig and getting a case of Virginia Slims, Play-tex Pearls, a six pack of Zima, and then grabbing a Cosmo while standing in line, and then have them throw all my groceries in my reusable sack, that was once used for my nuts.

I guess after being sick all week that was the last thing I needed to see, well second last but that is another story for another time, and by the way I saw a mommy bird feed her babies once. You know how they do that?? They actually vomit worms into their babies mouth, why don't humans do that??

Best Show On Cable

2008-01-26T11:02:00.000-06:00

I want to be Joey Greco, for those who do not know Joey he is the serious, monotone talking, "host" of the show "Cheaters". He gets to bust husbands, wives, girlfriends, boyfriends in the act with the guilty party's significant other. The only thing I do not like about Joey is he lies every episode. He always makes the comment, as he shows the crying jilted lover the video of their other caught in the act "I hate to be the one showing you this." BULLSHIT you are the host of the show not only do you want them to see this you want them to go ape shit when they get to see their partner doing the "Hibbity-Dibbity." The other thing Joey says that I would bust him on is his little comments about where people are getting it on. I heard him say yesterday "How classy, making out in the parking lot" come on Joey you never hooked up in the parking lot of a mall??

Really though who the hell calls Greco? They always have a shot of the person explaining why they think the person is cheating. The typical response is "He gets calls from other women I don't know, he is never home, he smells of perfume when he gets home" What the fuck you need Doug Davis's brother to go stakeout on this guy? You want everyone to see you life of shit on TV and we all know you let this person back in the door a few days later. How could you go to work the day after it shows?? That is like that lady from town who was on Judge Joe Brown and aired all of her "life choices" for 500 bucks.

Down With The Sickness

2008-01-24T13:14:00.000-06:00

Sorry for the lack of posts, I have been lied to by an evil doctor. Apparently when you get a flu shot all forms of the flu are not covered. I was told that after I complained to my Doctor when I went in the other day. When I can breath again I will think of something.

Don't Blow Your Wad

2008-01-17T11:26:00.000-06:00

No I am not going there, and this is not some Internet ad.

OK I have heard this and even read this on some Internet sights, everyone thinks that we should just give Ryan Grant that 8 year 40 million dollar deal now. I think Grant is a good hard runner, minus last week not a fumbler, and seems to do OK in blitz pick-up. The most over-rated position in the NFL is running back. With the rare exception of people like Barry Sanders and to some extent Ladainian Tomlinson the league is full of 6'0" men that can run sub 4.6 40's. Green Bay runs a cut-back running scheme similar to that in Denver. Remember the names Terrell Davis, Olandis Gary, Mike Anderson, and Clinton Portis. Even this year Travis Henry and Selmon Young had good years.

Ryan Grant really never played in college, the Giants did not see his potential as well. Ryan Grant was not even on anyones radar when Morency, Jackson, and Wynn were the starters. What happened this year was this young (minus tackles) line started to gel, they open holes that you could get 4 yards through, I would slip a tackle and spin ahead for 8. There is a lot more in the near future we will need to lock up. Kampman, Jenkins and Tauscher are near the end of their contracts, and those are positions a little harder to fill.

Look this team is great the D-Line is deep, they are fast at Linebacker and our Corners make up for some mistakes at Safety. On the other side you have a 38 year old looking like 28, a line that is a bank vault and a receiving core that top to bottom would be compared to only the Pats. The last thing we need is to talk contract status with someone that will touch the ball 35 times Sunday.

Who Won The Immunity Challenge?

2008-01-17T10:35:00.000-06:00

I went to a event at the High School the other day and I saw on posted on the wall in numerous locations a small sign that read "Gay-Straight Alliance" meeting signs posted . Before it is immediate and you send your "HOMOPHOBE" messages, my real question is there a large game of "Big Brother" going on at the High School? If I went today would there be a "Minority-Motorhead Alliance" meeting, and are they trying to really get the Chess Club into their Alliance as well. I sure hope that it is not a physical immunity challenge otherwise the smokers are fucked.

Is this necessary?? Look I have no issues with anyone being gay, straight, or works at Game Spot (they are neither). Kids have to learn that no matter what they choose to do, how they look, color of their skin there are always going to be douche bags that put them down. Look if you are gay, you are gay. If you are bi-sexual, female, and hot well I guess that puts you above everyone else and I will join your alliance. Being left-handed I had to endure years of sitting in chairs at school that had that nice hand rest for right handed kids, and I had to essentially hold my left elbow up with my right hand everyday, there were like one million right handed kid scissors in the scissor bucket and maybe one rusted scissors that I guess you can call left-handed even though it could not cut through onion skin. I never thought of setting up the left-right handed alliance, fuck those ambidextrous kids.

Don't take this the wrong way I don't want to shut this alliance down, if it helps people great. I just wanted to make sure I was not missing some huge game of Survivor, if there is vote out the "Band Geeks" they suck.

Let's See If I Remember How To Do This

2008-01-17T10:04:00.000-06:00

It must be the winter months, the fact the global warming is a farce and your nuts freeze just getting into your car. The fact that the only thing on TV is Badger Basketball twice a week, and in relation to the farce of global warming my wife wants nothing to do with me (I was in the pool). So I guess if Jeff can do it, Walton is back doing it, and Observer dude and Grumps are still doing it, hell Gina who writes articles daily is doing it (Gina, do you run through keyboards like I run through 30 packs??).

I more than likely will tone it down a little, kind of like Jordan's third return. No more in your face slams, just some tired worn out 15 footers. Some things will still remain the same:

- I do not like people telling me what to do (Liberals)
- I do not like people stealing my money (Liberals)
- I do not like it when people cry (Liberals)
- I do not like Ned Yost (Probably a Liberal)

Some have changed:

- I like Ted Thompson (I apologize for comments I made earlier)
- I like Mike McCarthy (see above)

The only new rule to the site is you have to name the band from these lyrics to post:

"And in the end on dreams we will depend 'Cause that's what love is made of " followed then by a kick ass CASIO Synthesizer.